the deal of a life time

If you want to write a 200 page dissertation I could offer you a cool $25. Cash. American cash. One Jackson and one Lincoln. I'd appreciate if it could be on US television news, but I'm flexible. Romantic literature, Rawls political philosophy, some crazy new managment plan that involves electric shock, I can make it work.

Actually, that electric shock plan sounds pretty good. Just do that. Or winning lottery number creating system. I'd give you $30 for that! One Jackson and one duel victim Hamilton. Or one Jackson and two Lincolns. I'm flexible!